![]() ![]() She has entered her twilight years without ever really having lived. Horrified that she is turning into her what I call mother, Miranda resigns herself to the fact that all she has to look forward to is garden centres and cake baking before the simmering racism creeps in. But nothing can prevent her being driven into old age and her finding her first grey hair (felt tip thank you please to you, thank you very much). Miranda attempts to amuse herself with snack fishing, playing geisha in her oven glove slippers and being an oh so graceful Darcey Bussell. ![]() Having earned the right to be demanding when she pushed a ten pound Miranda through her clacker Penny wastes no time in ordering everything to be plunged and expunged (every word ending in ‘unge’ should be banned… Although plunge is a lovely word… Pllluuungggee). thanks to Ladies Latte Karate Pilates, and an unfortunate Miranda’s trapped looking after her, waiting on her every need. Penny’s been trapped inside with a bad back for 5 days.
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